I finished all my work~
Now for sleep uvu
true pain is when you play a video game but you want to play another video game but you don’t want to stop playing the game you’re currently playing
Oh for fuck sake… just fucking do it right the first time.
They probably would if it wasn’t for time constraints….
employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just
mother i must feed
Mother, why do you cry?
A MASTIFF SIZE
My dad says he prefers my massages to my mom’s but literally all I’m doing is punching him in the back
- my baby
- my husband
- my son
- let me ride you
- this motherfucker
ok I’m done drawing his horrible outfit
There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres